‘WAP’ – Wet Ass Pasta – 4/14/21

‘Wet Ass Pasta’; a parody song, set to the tune of ‘WAP’ by CARDI B & Meg The Stallion

Based on a joke from this SortedFood YouTube video @ 16 minutes in.

LYRICS:

(There’s some Ebbers in this house)

(There’s some Ebbers in this house)

Spaff:

I said, certified geek

Seven days a week

Wet-ass pasta

Make that cheffy game weak

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you cooking with some wet-ass pasta

Bring a pot and some salt for this wet-ass pasta

Set a timer for 10 minutes for this wet-ass

pasta

Roll it out, chef, use some flour

Extra thin and extra long

Roll this dough right on your counter

Let it rest so it’s not to warm

Get your flour, I need to mix

Make a well, add these eggs

Mix it around, use this whisk

This dough is dry, it needs to be fixed

Mix it around, add some oil

It’ll form a ball, cover it plastic

Remember One- Hun-Der-Red G of flour

For every serving of ma-ni-cot-ti

Make it bouncy

Make it sticky

Playdoh like, in its consistency

I cook

I clean

And Let me show you how I got this badge

Mike:

Flour me, roll me, make shapes outta me

Give you lots of options for different pasta

out of me

350 different shapes I could be

5 mother sauces, that can go on top of me

Choose your filling, veggie or meat

Or make it with cocoa – for a molé treat

A Quick and easy -Midweek eat

Make it ahead, frozen and ready – can’t

be beat

Now get your money and your wallet

For this wet-ass pasta

He set up an Insta just for pictures

Of this wet-ass pasta

Bought a hundred pound of flour

For this wet-ass pasta

Now boil water if you wanna

See some wet-ass pasta

Spaff;

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, you cooking with some wet-ass

pasta

Bring a pot and some salt for this wet-ass

pasta

Set a timer for ten minutes for this wet-ass

pasta

Now from the top, let it cook

That’s some wet-ass pasta

Get some water and some oil

That’s some wet-ass pasta

I’m talking WAP, WAP, WAP

That’s some wet-ass pasta

Macaroni in a pot

That’s some wet-ass pasta

(There’s some Ebbers in this house)

(There’s some Ebbers in this house)