PIO Live; The Song – 5/22/22

*A food parody song, set to the tune of ‘Under The Sea’ from The Little Mermaid.*

Based off an original idea by SortedFood’s head of food team: Kush.

LYRICS:

The community, we asked in thousands

To do this aga-a-ain

We asked them to do it thrice now

Thank goodness we have Ben!

Just look at the floor around you

8 minutes – there’s no time

Dad jokes plus poker face? (oh no)

(oh) It’ll be fine!

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Boots on the workspace-So unhygienic

James’s doing fine!!

No he’s not – he’s loosing his mind….

Time check! What is the time?

Is this what you’ve missed?

WHERE IS THE DISH?!

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Here all the crew is happy!

Watching the car-ar-nage.

The crew on the side is happy.

They laugh coz they’re in control.

But Kush on the side is lucky

He gets to dangle the bait!

Whenever the chefs get cranky

Guess who’s gonna make the plate?

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Should I use a life line?

Shakey egg and banana.

It’s curveball time!

All Mike’s done all day is sing.

Poor James – beer goggles, can’t see a thing!

Curdled cocktails.

Ghosts with mermaid tails.

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Poppy is here now – She can’t swear

Put her with Jamie- quite the pair!

Pineapples kill Barry

That’s very scary – Ben doesn’t care!

Can’t we light sparklers inside?

36 verses of “here comes the bride”

Balloons popped with fire

Dinner lad(ie)s won’t get hired.

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Fingering food

A Michelin star?

Flipping beer mats from the bar.

Get Baz a beer!

Oh dear, oh dear.

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Must have clitoria today.

Was it Velouté-yay? Or Veloutné?

Ariel Ebbers

Balloon arch endeavours

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Make sure you vote now.

This is the show now.

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Sorted “fine dining”.

Thé cloche is shining!

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